80s Home Makeovers You Have to See

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Ah, the 1980s. A decade of leg warmers, neon everything, and perms so high they could touch the sky.

But let’s not forget what the 80s did to our homes. Popcorn ceilings, shiny brass everywhere, and enough mauve to make you question every life choice. If your home is still rocking that vintage 80s vibe, don’t worry—it’s time for an upgrade.

Let’s talk about how to give your 80s home a makeover that’ll bring it straight into this decade without losing that nostalgic charm. (Because who doesn’t secretly love a little 80s flair?)

1. Bye-Bye Popcorn Ceilings

If your ceiling looks like it’s been attacked by a rogue popcorn machine, it’s time for a change. Popcorn ceilings were the height of 80s chic, but now they’re just…the height of weird. Scraping them off isn’t glamorous—and yes, you might look like a snowman by the end of it—but it’s worth it. Smooth ceilings instantly make your space feel modern.

However, there are other ways to cover it up if you don’t want just a plain ol’ smooth ceiling. You can opt for things like tiles or shiplap.

IMPORTANT: Hire a pro if you suspect asbestos or if you’re just not sure. Because nothing ruins a makeover like a health hazard.

2. Tone Down the Brass

It was on every doorknob, light fixture, and mirror frame. While brass has made a comeback (thank you, mid-century modern), the 80s version was often more “gaudy gold” than “sleek statement.”

Update It: Swap out brass fixtures for matte black or brushed nickel. Or, if you’re feeling crafty, grab some spray paint and give those 80s accents a fresh, modern finish.

3. Mauve, Be Gone

Mauve walls. Mauve carpets. Mauve couches. Mauve BATHROOMS.

If you’ve got mauve, you’ve got to move…to a new color palette. The 80s loved this muted purple tone, but it’s not doing your home any favors today.

Modern Alternatives: Replace mauve with neutral shades like greige (a chic combo of gray and beige) or soft whites. Add pops of color with accessories to keep things lively but not overwhelming.

4. Window Treatments That Don’t Scream 1984

Heavy, swagged drapes were the ultimate 80s flex. (Bonus points if they had fringe.) But today, those drapes can make your home feel like a dark, dusty cave.

Lighten Up: Swap out heavy curtains for sleek Roman shades, airy linen panels, or even minimalist roller blinds. Let the sunlight in—your plants (and mood) will thank you.

5. Rethink the Wood Paneling

Ah, wood paneling. It’s cozy, it’s retro, and it’s…a little too “Brady Bunch basement.”

If your walls are still covered in 80s-style paneling, it’s time for an update.

Options:

• Paint it! A coat of white paint can transform paneling into a chic, modern backdrop. I painted my paneling a sort of greige and it’s awesome!
• Remove it! If you’re feeling ambitious, rip it out and replace it with drywall.
• Embrace it! If you’re a fan of retro charm, sand and stain the paneling for a richer, more modern wood tone.

6. Tile Trouble

The 80s loved tile—and not the cool kind. Think pastel pinks, avocado greens, and weird floral patterns. If your kitchen backsplash or bathroom still features 80s tile, it’s time to say goodbye.

Modern Fixes:

• Replace outdated tiles with classic subway tile or sleek geometric patterns.
• If replacing isn’t in the budget, consider tile paint or peel-and-stick options for a quick refresh.

7. Furniture: From Bulky to Breezy

80s furniture was all about bulk. Oversized, overstuffed couches and massive entertainment centers ruled the living room. While comfy, these pieces can make your space feel smaller and outdated.

Upgrade It: Opt for furniture with clean lines and a lighter footprint. Modular sofas, sleek coffee tables, and open shelving can make your space feel airy and modern.

8. Update the Kitchen

The 80s kitchen—where oak cabinets, laminate countertops, and fluorescent tube lights reigned supreme. If your kitchen feels stuck in a time warp, here’s how to bring it back to life:

Easy Updates:

• Paint the cabinets (white or navy blue is timeless).
• Swap out hardware for something modern.
• Replace fluorescent lights with stylish pendant or recessed lighting.

Splurge-Worthy Upgrades:

• Replace laminate counters with quartz or butcher block.
• Add a trendy backsplash to tie it all together.

9. Floors That Wow

Wall-to-wall carpeting in every room? Yep, that was the 80s. While it might be soft underfoot, it’s not exactly stylish.

What to Do:

• Replace carpet with hardwood, laminate, or luxury vinyl plank.
• If you’re a fan of cozy, layer an area rug on top for the best of both worlds.

10. Embrace the Good Stuff

Not everything from the 80s needs to go. Some trends have come full circle and can be charming if used sparingly.

What to Keep:

• Rattan and wicker furniture (hello, boho chic!).
• Neon accents (in small doses, they’re fun and playful).
• Geometric patterns (just avoid the clashing color combos).

11. Add Your Personal Touch

Finally, make your space uniquely yours. While updating an 80s home, don’t feel like you have to erase all its personality. Mix in pieces that tell your story—whether it’s a thrifted find, family heirloom, or something completely new.

Pro Tip: Balance is key. Pair modern updates with a few retro nods for a space that feels fresh and nostalgic all at once.

The Grand Finale

Turning an 80s home into a modern masterpiece doesn’t mean losing its charm. With the right updates—and a little elbow grease—you can create a space that’s stylish, functional, and totally you. Plus, it’ll be a whole lot easier to explain to guests why you’re not still living in a John Hughes movie. So roll up those sleeves, grab a paintbrush, and get to work—your 80s home makeover awaits!